the lords of salem review
My Rating: 3/10
IMDb Rating: 5.1/10 Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 45% Metacritics Rating: 57/100 My Favorite Quotes 1. "Welcome... whores of Salem! I can taste the foul stench of your ancestors rotting in the folds of filth between your legs." - Margaret Morgan When I thought Rob Zombie couldn't make a bigger piece of shit than "The Devils Rejects". He proves me wrong I mean I assume this movie is made for humans that are in cults because that was 80% of the film. Just naked people/Grandmas getting naked, putting face paint on, and chanting German rituals. If that's the sort of film your into than this is 100% the movie for you and your cult. From an actual movies perspective this is a terrible film. With no real content just the main character becoming possessed and joining satan and some cute clever dialogue and some funny scenes at the radio station I hated it. For a horror movie it wasn't scary at all. |
Positives and Negatives
+ Funny
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- Was not scary
- pointless
- lack lustered plot
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- Was not scary
- pointless
- lack lustered plot
Criteria /10
Acting/Characters: 7/10
Plot: 4/10
Originality: 2/10
Pacing: 7/10
Soundtrack: 7/10
Dialogue: 8/10
Special Effect: 6/10
Theme: 1/10
Ending: 6/10
Plot: 4/10
Originality: 2/10
Pacing: 7/10
Soundtrack: 7/10
Dialogue: 8/10
Special Effect: 6/10
Theme: 1/10
Ending: 6/10